Blog Limericks

There was once a blogger called Ben
who discovered a lion’s den
The more blogs he commented
got people highly offended
so he decided to put down his pen.

I-Yi-Yi-Yi,
In China, they never eat chili
So here comes another verse worse than the other verse
So waltz me around again, Willie.

There was once a writer from Woking
who promoted his books via blogging.
He posted his news,
the most radical views
but the null results were quite shocking.

I-Yi-Yi-Yi,
In China, they never eat chili
So here comes another verse worse than the other verse
So waltz me around again, Willie.

There was once a virgin called Zog
who once tried to get laid with a blog.
«This is so different a session
maybe related to masturbation
but probably closer to fucking a dog»

(αν βαριέται ο ανθρωπος μερικες φορές….)

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~ από basileios στο 13 Σεπτεμβρίου, 2007.